Porn Website CamSoda Tries to Capitalize on Miami Mascot-Reporter Controversy
The New York Post reported this week about the controversy that occurred between the University of Miami Mascot, Sebastian, and a reporter on the sideline in a game between the Hurricanes and Syracuse last weekend.
The Post Reported: “A Syracuse football reporter is claiming the football game wasn’t the only one the Miami mascot was worried about on the sidelines. Ashley Wenskoski, a sports anchor and reporter for CNY Central, called out the Hurricanes’ mascot, Sebastian, for hitting on her during the Orange’s 42-38 upset win at the Carrier Dome on Saturday. The mascot didn’t have much luck either and got publicly outed in the process.”
The porn site, CamSoda, responded this morning with an opportunistic letter that read as follows:
Dear Mr. Sebastian,
You may be an Ibis, but your chances with Syracuse reporter, Ashley Wenskoski, were just sent to the abyss. Don’t fret, though, as I admire your passion, and thus would like to extend an offer to you for redemption.
My name is Daryn Parker, Vice President of popular adult webcam platform, CamSoda, and I’m writing to you today to offer you the unique opportunity to host our very first mascot-themed webcam show. Should you accept, not only may you get a shot with one lucky lady – or a few – but I will also donate up to $150,000 to the University of Miami to display my gratitude. During the show you could show off your wing flapping ability, take off your costume so we can see who you really are, or even invite another mascot for some cosplay.
I know you and the Miami football team took an “L” in upstate New York over the weekend, but with all the girls you could meet via a CamSoda webcam show, you’ll be swimming in “W’s,” and girls’ numbers, of course.
So what do you say? “The world’s first mascot webcam show” has a nice ring to it, right? I’m sure there’s a girl or two out there wouldn’t have stood you up like Ashley did. Only one way to find out!
Please feel free to contact me to discuss the specifics and we can get to work on your show. I look forward to hearing from you!
All the best,
Daryn Parker
VP, CamSoda